by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 338th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 342nd Lowest Crime Rates: 681st
The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For a Safe and Secure Society
Empress Cordelia Palpatine
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Galactic Empire of South Aztlan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Cordelia Palpatine with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 9.868 billion South Aztlanos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient South Aztlanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,963 trillion Imperial Pesos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,008 Imperial Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Aztlan's national animal is the Rancor Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sith.

South Aztlan is ranked 165,767th in the world and 143rd in Texas for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -27.46 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 338thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 342ndLowest Crime Rates: 681stMost Compassionate Citizens: 961stNicest Citizens: 1,043rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,074thMost Devout: 1,274thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,484thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,604thHealthiest Citizens: 1,607thTop
Largest Governments: 1,792ndMost Cultured: 1,840thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,843rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,126thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,143rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,169thMost Efficient Economies: 2,512thMost Influential: 2,613thBest Weather: 2,967thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,306thMost Developed: 3,613thMost Pacifist: 4,057thHighest Economic Output: 4,608thHighest Average Incomes: 4,841stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,727thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,744thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,431stSmartest Citizens: 6,947thMost Inclusive: 7,373rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,418thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,917thLargest Populations: 14,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,068thMost Authoritarian: 16,061st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Aztlan, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : South Aztlan was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in South Aztlan, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in South Aztlan, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : South Aztlan was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Mother Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in South Aztlan, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : South Aztlan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in South Aztlan, billions of Imperial Pesos are being poured into a space program.
  • : Following new legislation in South Aztlan, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in South Aztlan, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.


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