The Dictatorship of South Azerbijan is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 703 million South Azerbijanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celilabad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The frighteningly efficient South Azerbijanian economy, worth 63.4 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 90,118 Bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 478,486 per year while the poor average 8,967, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Women who display their ankles are shunned by society, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. South Azerbijan's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Azerbijan is ranked 30,045^th in the world and 730^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 7.97 trillion Standard Monetary Units.