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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,920thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,899thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,789th
The United Nations of
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Divided by cultures, United by South Asians
Officer of Internal Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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South Asians

Population15.377 billion

CapitalNew Delhi
LeaderSubhash Chattopadhyay


The United Nations of South Asians is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Subhash Chattopadhyay with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 15.377 billion South Asians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Asian economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,125 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Asians's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Asians is ranked 273,808th in the world and 73rd in Equiterra for Most Avoided, scoring 0.97 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,920thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,899thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,789thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,153rdMost Inclusive: 13,230thTop
Highest Food Quality: 16,534thHighest Economic Output: 18,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,172ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,960thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,196thSmartest Citizens: 23,728thBest Weather: 24,075thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,881stLargest Populations: 25,355thMost Developed: 26,103rdHealthiest Citizens: 26,125thMost Cultured: 27,328thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,375th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the region

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