The United Nations of South Asians is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Subhash Chattopadhyay with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 11.516 billion South Asians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Asian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,490 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NationStates staff are easily recognizable by their gold-plated mansions, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Asians's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Asians is ranked 206,492^nd in the world and 224^th in The Free Nations Region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.85 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.