The United Nations of South Asians is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Subhash Chattopadhyay with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.909 billion South Asians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming South Asian economy, worth 728 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,147 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pros are the new cons, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and begun the Clone Wars have. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Asians's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Asians is ranked 190,719^th in the world and 383^rd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -8.03 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.