The United Nations of South Asians is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Subhash Chattopadhyay with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.533 billion South Asians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming South Asian economy, worth 905 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,004 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Asians's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Asians is ranked 205,414^th in the world and 351^st in The Free Nations Region for Most Primitive, scoring -184.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.