The Confederacy of South Asiania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel C Shu with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.621 billion Chinese are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanjing. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Asianian economy, worth 484 trillion Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 184,960 Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of South Asiania, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in South Asiania, and scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. South Asiania's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

South Asiania is ranked 14,171^st in the world and 15^th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 373,832 Standard Monetary Units.