The Federation of South Americanastan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 489 million South Americanastanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halifax. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse South Americanastanian economy, worth 46.3 trillion Americanas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,770 Americanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, nose plugs are the latest South Americanastanian fashion accessory, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Bear Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and the newest shade developed by South Americanastan's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Americanastan's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Americanastan is ranked 66,748^th in the world and 163^rd in The Black Hawks for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,334.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.