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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,143rdMost Influential: 1,958thLargest Retail Industry: 2,453rd
The Military Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right!
General Lucius Thomas
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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South African Legions

Population1.858 billion

LeaderGeneral Lucius Thomas


The Military Dictatorship of South African Legions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Lucius Thomas with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.858 billion South Africans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havencrest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The frighteningly efficient South African Legionsian economy, worth 266 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 143,494 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 794,684 per year while the poor average 13,040, a ratio of 60.9 to 1.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, and arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South African Legions's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

South African Legions is ranked 42,730th in the world and 1,565th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 95 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,143rdMost Influential: 1,958thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,453rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,901stMost Avoided: 5,364thFattest Citizens: 5,954thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,151stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,780thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,002ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,558thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,636thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,784thRudest Citizens: 11,195thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,593rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,622ndMost Devout: 13,450thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,271stHighest Average Incomes: 15,699thMost Efficient Economies: 15,823rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,465thMost Pro-Market: 19,681stMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,581st
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 124th in the regionMost Avoided: 188th in the regionFattest Citizens: 230th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 249th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 266th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 310th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 318th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 342nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 354th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 372nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 487th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 513th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 517th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 579th in the regionMost Devout: 583rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 587th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 627th in the regionMost Influential: 749th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 764th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 782nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 812th in the regionLargest Black Market: 850th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 952nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 182 » Aerilia, Omnistria, Dabarastan, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, The Rhein States, Andexia, Ethnon, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Great Bights Mum, Eri-Maqa-Ena, El Fiji Grande, Dreadton, Votak Matim, Sundred, Hamerica, Dar es Saalam, Heilhum Imperius, New Octicarg, Guer Aike, Zzozona, Morover, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Cretox State, Ravendi, Orado, Shibutani, Siwale, Prydania, Pallaith, Kocherian, Lulubellia, Vincone Cae, Kragsgale, Empy, Brucklania, Fauzjhia, Sunto, New Lakemba, Sikol, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Xagill, 1 very fast endotarter, Holy Oranz, Unsophisticate, Eywaan, Illusia and Neverendia, Runeda, and 132 others.U S Eh, McMasterdonia, Selfgradatude, Amerian States, Harjad, Xyrron, Daiz, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Outer Shenendoah, Yokciq Empire, Malta Comino Gozo, Liminyj, WeKnow, New Trisone, VictorH, Valentine Z, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Loutsland, The Iron Lions, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Jestings, Magna Banitia, Solcius, Highton Islands, Kranostav, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Xipher, Simone Republic, Draconian Progression, The Endless Eventide, Innocentic, Republica Guilleana, Seanat, Madjack, Viridiann, Former English Colony, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Pytong, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Seenvorland, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, The Stratosphere Islands, PEG, Pasargad, The Pantheons, Imperial Pieserged, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Sevinland, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Climeria, East Akra, Seijitsu, Yellops, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Free Atlantis, Venicea, Godwanna, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Galbadiana, Maratabat, Planes, Super Girl, Morgul, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Nalver And, Colfes, Wisconsota, Moubarakistan, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Crusadam, Francois Isidore, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Landfinia, Maott, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Muqatil, Iberia y las Colonias, Travislavania, Greater Afroeurasia, Dangine, Patrician, The Ultimate Republic, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Free Salvation, Tyirza, Shotokonia, BTProductions, Uzbek Khan, Svenskskit, Healiopolis, The Tampa Bay Rays, Koda-Land, Navsland, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Alexander the Magnus, New Celoveniortan, Mon Island, Siberian Workforce, and Britle.

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