The Oppressed Peoples of Soupponska is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 8.552 billion Soupponskans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving Soupponskan economy, worth 553 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,723 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,099 per year while the poor average 13,202, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soupponska's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Soupponska is ranked 258,335^th in the world and 10,494^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.07 law-abiding acts per hour.