The Theocracy of Souls 24 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.809 billion Souls 24ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.8%.

The very strong Souls 24ian economy, worth 938 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,857 Shiny Green Things, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Souls 24 City, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Souls 24's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Souls 24 is ranked 165,996^th in the world and 3,993^rd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.63 law-abiding acts per hour.