The Republic of Sou Tros Soceland is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.121 billion Socelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angleco. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Socelandian economy, worth 92.5 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,473 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sou Tros Soceland's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sou Tros Soceland is ranked 58,745^th in the world and 3,886^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.