Population | 1.161 billion |
Capital | Soso City |
Leader | Sososo |
Currency | Soso |
Animal | Soso |
The Kingdom of Sososososo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sososo with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 1.161 billion Sososososoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soso City. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Sososososoan economy, worth 38.9 trillion Sosoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 33,474 Sosoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sososososo's national animal is the Soso, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sososososo is ranked 236,676th in the world and 1st in Sososo for Largest Populations, with 1.16 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sososososo, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Following new legislation in Sososososo, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction.
- : Following new legislation in Sososososo, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in Sososososo, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
- : Following new legislation in Sososososo, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
- : Sososososo agreed to construct embassies between Sososo and Leviggorian puppet region.
- : Following new legislation in Sososososo, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Following new legislation in Sososososo, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Sososososo, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
- : Following new legislation in Sososososo, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.