The United States of SoSlojr is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 581 million SoSlojrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SoSloJrCity. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse SoSlojrian economy, worth 58.7 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,030 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SoSlojr's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SoSlojr is ranked 71,532^nd in the world and 2,445^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,929.32 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.