The United States of Sorocamirim is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mïley Bernationes with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 2.953 billion Sorocamirians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sorocamirianens economy, worth 586 trillion sorocamirian petruses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 198,555 sorocamirian petruses, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sorocamirim's national animal is the cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianism.

Sorocamirim is ranked 56,468^th in the world and 302^nd in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,195.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.