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Largest Mining Sector: 15,533rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,856thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,068th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State
The sun is up, the moon is down
Fred Patterson
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sordklomkill

Population2.718 billion

CapitalToksong
LeaderFred Patterson
FaithSatanism

CurrencyBarter
AnimalHorse

The United Socialist States of Sordklomkill is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Fred Patterson with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 2.718 billion Sordklomkillians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toksong. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sordklomkillian economy, worth 119 trillion Barters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,915 Barters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, rumor has it that Fred Patterson has won three lotteries in a row, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sordklomkill's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sordklomkill is ranked 75,639th in the world and 99th in Oneid for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51.62 Whatever.

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Largest Mining Sector: 15,533rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,856thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,068thMost Authoritarian: 24,179th
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Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sordklomkill was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Sordklomkill, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Sordklomkill, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Sordklomkill, rumor has it that Fred Patterson has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Sordklomkill, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Sordklomkill, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Sordklomkill changed its national capital to "Toksong", its faith to "Satanism", and its leader to "Fred Patterson".
  • : Sordklomkill was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Sordklomkill, Sordklomkill has designated Toksong as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Sordklomkill, Fred Patterson has just been declared ruler of Sordklomkill in an international press conference.

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