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Most Armed: 4,918thMost Conservative: 7,423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,223rd
The Capitalist Reich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Glory to Frankle
Friedrich von Guldenhaus
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Soranialien

Population2.893 billion

CapitalLilienthaler Reichsstadt
LeaderFriedrich von Guldenhaus
FaithHerrenkult

CurrencyJuwelentaler
AnimalOwl

The Capitalist Reich of Soranialien is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Friedrich von Guldenhaus with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.893 billion Soranialer are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilienthaler Reichsstadt. The average income tax rate is 35.0%.

The frighteningly efficient soranialig economy, worth 313 trillion Juwelentalers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,503 Juwelentalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The health budget has been diverted into prolonging Friedrich von Guldenhaus's life, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, and colonial subjects have soranialig culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soranialien's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Herrenkult.

Soranialien is ranked 158,951st in the world and 20th in Lily for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.74 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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5%
Most Armed: 4,918thMost Conservative: 7,423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,223rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,764thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,908thMost Patriotic: 15,133rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,558thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,661stMost Authoritarian: 20,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 24,315thLargest Retail Industry: 25,019thMost Secular: 28,992ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,330th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Soranialien's influence in Lily rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Soranialien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Soranialien's influence in Lily rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Soranialien, colonial subjects have soranialig culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Soranialien, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
  • : Following new legislation in Soranialien, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Soranialien's influence in Lily rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Soranialien, the health budget has been diverted into prolonging Friedrich von Guldenhaus's life.
  • : Following new legislation in Soranialien, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Soranialien, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.

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