The Capitalist Reich of Soranialien is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Friedrich von Guldenhaus with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.893 billion Soranialer are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilienthaler Reichsstadt. The average income tax rate is 35.0%.

The frighteningly efficient soranialig economy, worth 313 trillion Juwelentalers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,503 Juwelentalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The health budget has been diverted into prolonging Friedrich von Guldenhaus's life, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, and colonial subjects have soranialig culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soranialien's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Herrenkult.

Soranialien is ranked 158,951^st in the world and 20^th in Lily for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.74 on the Bus Surprisal Index.