by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Cultured: 828thLargest Welfare Programs: 918thHealthiest Citizens: 983rd
The Independant State of
Democratic Socialists
Live in fear, die in vain
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Sophisticated horrors

Population24.528 billion

CapitalRŽlyeh
LeaderHoward Phillip Lovecraft
Faithnone

Currencyinnocent victim
Animalcthulhu

The Independant State of Sophisticated horrors is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Howard Phillip Lovecraft with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 24.528 billion dreadful nightmares are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RŽlyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient dreadful nightmarish economy, worth a remarkable 4,635 trillion innocent victims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 188,974 innocent victims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Howard Phillip Lovecraft specifying how high, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sophisticated horrors's national animal is the cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Sophisticated horrors is ranked 1,716th in the world and 3rd in Greifenreservat for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 29,113.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Top
1%
Most Cultured: 828thLargest Welfare Programs: 918thHealthiest Citizens: 983rdMost Developed: 993rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,018thMost Pacifist: 1,029thHighest Food Quality: 1,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,078thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,108thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,140thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,382ndNicest Citizens: 1,395thMost Secular: 1,419thSmartest Citizens: 1,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,633rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,716thMost Inclusive: 1,794thBest Weather: 1,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,045thSafest: 2,149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,200thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,301stLargest Governments: 2,611thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 2,968thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,018thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,194thLargest Populations: 5,826thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,998thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,032ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,174thHighest Average Incomes: 8,839thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,631stMost Efficient Economies: 9,722ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,086thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,251stMost Influential: 11,496thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 17,761stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,390thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,470th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sophisticated horrors, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships.
  • : Following new legislation in Sophisticated horrors, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Sophisticated horrors, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Sophisticated horrors, nothing gets the party jumping like Howard Phillip Lovecraft specifying how high.
  • : Sophisticated horrors was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Sophisticated horrors, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sophisticated horrors, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Sophisticated horrors, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty.
  • : Following new legislation in Sophisticated horrors, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in Sophisticated horrors, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".

More...

Report