The 🌾 Feudalist Cantons 🌾 of Songateri is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Heinrich August von Sayn-Altona with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.648 billion Songaterii are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konfluenzia. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Songateri economy, worth 227 trillion Songans a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,117 Songans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Konfluenzia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Songateri's national animal is the Threadsnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Lutheranism.

Songateri is ranked 5,742^nd in the world and 22^nd in The Free Nations Region for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.