The キ Neofeudalist Cantons キ of Songateri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Maria Jana von Sayn-Nassau-Wied with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.894 billion Songaterii are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konfluenzia. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Songateri economy, worth 630 trillion Songans a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,876 Songans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Songaterii like vultures, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Songateri's national animal is the Threadsnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Lutheranism.

Songateri is ranked 221,633^rd in the world and 87^th in The Free Nations Region for Fattest Citizens, with 9.29 Obesity Rate.