by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,940thMost Influential: 7,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,612th
The United Democratic Republics of
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President Client
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Population3.062 billion

LeaderPresident Client
FaithChurch of Mixed Religions

CurrencySongian Dollar
AnimalBlond Tailed Fox

The United Democratic Republics of Songai is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Client with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.062 billion Songians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morgance. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Songian economy, worth 356 trillion Songian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,280 Songian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime is totally unknown. Songai's national animal is the Blond Tailed Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Mixed Religions.

Songai is ranked 78,772nd in the world and 79th in Eurth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,177.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,940thMost Influential: 7,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,612thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,218thLargest Retail Industry: 10,578thNicest Citizens: 10,677thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,725thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,817thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,773rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,001stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,474thMost Pacifist: 14,796thMost Inclusive: 15,076thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,846thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,526thMost Developed: 17,302ndBest Weather: 17,340thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,081stHighest Food Quality: 18,730thSmartest Citizens: 23,510thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,635thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,322ndHealthiest Citizens: 24,353rdMost Politically Free: 25,335th
Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the region

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