by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,649thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,243rdMost Patriotic: 3,303rd
The Socialist Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Спава Сомуриасу!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.458 billion

LeaderAftokrátoras Liontarión Maximilian
FaithSons of Abraham


The Socialist Empire of Somurias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aftokrátoras Liontarión Maximilian with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.458 billion Somuriasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somur. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Somuriasian economy, worth 403 trillion Narodens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 164,017 Narodens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somurias's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sons of Abraham.

Somurias is ranked 190,170th in the world and 7,177th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,649thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,243rdMost Patriotic: 3,303rdMost Armed: 3,408thMost Influential: 3,850thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,012thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,741stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,960thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,422ndLargest Governments: 6,520thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,199thLowest Crime Rates: 7,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,345thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,600thMost Efficient Economies: 8,412thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,437thMost Inclusive: 9,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,588thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,544thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,767thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,103rdMost Developed: 11,223rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,523rdTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,891stHealthiest Citizens: 16,685thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,724thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,811thSmartest Citizens: 17,492ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,862ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,691stMost Cultured: 20,465thSafest: 25,067thMost Devout: 26,233rd
Most Armed: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionMost Patriotic: 84th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 119th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 168th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 168th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 200th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 209th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 211th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 251st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 299th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 336th in the regionMost Inclusive: 336th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 341st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 344th in the regionMost Developed: 355th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 381st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 428th in the regionMost Influential: 450th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 479th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 504th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 507th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 534th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 547th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 599th in the regionMost Cultured: 637th in the regionMost Devout: 673rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 775th in the regionSafest: 931st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 988th in the region

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