The Socialist Empire of Somurias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aftokrátoras Liontarión Maximilian with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.458 billion Somuriasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somur. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Somuriasian economy, worth 403 trillion Narodens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 164,017 Narodens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somurias's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sons of Abraham.

Somurias is ranked 190,170^th in the world and 7,177^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.