The Confederation of Somoranya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maroz Bahaûič with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.703 billion Somoranyans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gedania. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Somoranyan economy, worth 409 trillion Križetkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,478 Križetkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Maroz Bahaûič Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime is almost non-existent. Somoranya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Somoranyan Apostolic Church.

Somoranya is ranked 73,301^st in the world and 17^th in Vistulia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 585.67 pounds of wildlife per square mile.