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Rudest Citizens: 5,923rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,672ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,102nd
The Federation of
Corporate Bordello
Dvam Križam Abspajeni
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Truckler
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Somoranya

Population4.823 billion

CapitalGedania
LeaderVaclaǔ Jaraslavič
FaithSomoranyan Apostolic Church

CurrencyKrižetka
AnimalLion

The Federation of Somoranya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vaclaǔ Jaraslavič with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.823 billion Somoranyans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gedania. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Somoranyan economy, worth 630 trillion Križetkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 130,826 Križetkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Somoranyan Space Agency, bike rage is all the rage, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Vaclaǔ Jaraslavič is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Somoranya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Somoranyan Apostolic Church.

Somoranya is ranked 44,715th in the world and 15th in Vistulia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 684.02 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Rudest Citizens: 5,923rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,672ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,102ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,800thMost Efficient Economies: 15,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,902ndMost Developed: 16,707thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,208thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,636thHighest Average Incomes: 21,458thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,941stSmartest Citizens: 22,194thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,321stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,001stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,514thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,874thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,431st
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Somoranya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Somoranya, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Vaclaǔ Jaraslavič is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Somoranya, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Somoranya, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Somoranya, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Somoranyan Space Agency.
  • : Somoranya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Somoranya, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Somoranya, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Somoranya, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Somoranya, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.

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