The Federation of Somoranya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vaclaǔ Jaraslavič with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.823 billion Somoranyans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gedania. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Somoranyan economy, worth 630 trillion Križetkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 130,826 Križetkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Somoranyan Space Agency, bike rage is all the rage, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Vaclaǔ Jaraslavič is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Somoranya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Somoranyan Apostolic Church.

Somoranya is ranked 44,715^th in the world and 15^th in Vistulia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 684.02 pounds of wildlife per square mile.