The HeyHeyHeheHEY HEEEEYYʰᵉʸJUDE of SomeNationGuy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Führer Mars Pathfinder with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.121 billion The Some Nation Guys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Neo Boca Chica. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving SomeNationGuyian economy, worth 90.3 trillion Currency of Liquid Oxygens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 80,596 Currency of Liquid Oxygens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, newspapers are celebrating Führer Mars Pathfinder saving over a million cats from trees, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SomeNationGuy's national animal is the The Raptor Engine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SomeNationGuy is ranked 164,631^st in the world and 114^th in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Most Politically Free, scoring 44.95 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.