The Brains of Some Random TNP Nation is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.772 billion Some Random TNP Nationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brains. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Some Random TNP Nationian economy, worth 711 trillion Aerilians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,053 Aerilians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers, and hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some Random TNP Nation's national animal is the Monster Bat Zombie Vampire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Some Random TNP Nation is ranked 104,267^th in the world and 4,498^th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,683.17 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.