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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 415thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,413thMost Primitive: 1,502nd
The Brains of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Brains
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Some Random TNP Nation

Population4.772 billion

CapitalBrains

CurrencyAerilian
AnimalMonster Bat Zombie Vampire

The Brains of Some Random TNP Nation is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.772 billion Some Random TNP Nationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brains. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Some Random TNP Nationian economy, worth 711 trillion Aerilians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,053 Aerilians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers, and hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some Random TNP Nation's national animal is the Monster Bat Zombie Vampire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Some Random TNP Nation is ranked 104,267th in the world and 4,498th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,683.17 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 415thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,413thMost Primitive: 1,502ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,760thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,095thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,918thLargest Black Market: 3,957thLargest Mining Sector: 3,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,030thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,351stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,096thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,807thTop
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Most Influential: 12,308thMost Avoided: 13,539thHighest Average Incomes: 14,401stMost Efficient Economies: 15,492ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,067thMost Authoritarian: 18,287thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,443rdLowest Crime Rates: 19,363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,370thLargest Governments: 19,924thMost Secular: 23,617th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 53rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 125th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 151st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Black Market: 174th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 249th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 255th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 262nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 414th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 511th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 550th in the regionMost Avoided: 574th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 667th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 679th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 695th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 806th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 876th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 894th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 895th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 973rd in the regionLargest Governments: 976th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Some Random TNP Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers.
  • : Some Random TNP Nation was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, the full title of Hon Leader Vcte Mgve MF BSRTNLM GCSRTNE runs to several pages.
  • : Some Random TNP Nation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.

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