The Empire of Some Random TNP Nation is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.316 billion Some Random TNP Nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Some Random TNP Nationian economy, worth 460 trillion Aerilians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,818 Aerilians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours, and many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Some Random TNP Nation's national animal is the Aerilian being, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Some Random TNP Nation is ranked 19,684^th in the world and 936^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.7 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.