The Unified Federal Provinces of Some People on Planet Arcadia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jerome M Harrell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.062 billion Arcadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirth City Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Some People on Planet Arcadian economy, worth 504 trillion Paralelníns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,702 Paralelníns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some People on Planet Arcadia's national animal is the Doarmir, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is wildlandistanism.

Some People on Planet Arcadia is ranked 211,618^th in the world and 5^th in Confederation of the Mediterranean for Most Primitive, scoring -278.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.