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Most Developed: 1,531stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,553rdBest Weather: 1,741st
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Somalwilandia

Population6.976 billion

CapitalSomalwiland city
Leadersomeguy
FaithHeretical theologianism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalCanadian Goose

The AAA of Somalwilandia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by someguy with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.976 billion Somalwilandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somalwiland city. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Somalwilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 202,281 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, Someguy is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somalwilandia's national animal is the Canadian Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heretical theologianism.

Somalwilandia is ranked 2,433rd in the world and 1st in Someguy Regionland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,148.21 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Developed: 1,531stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,553rdBest Weather: 1,741stHealthiest Citizens: 1,770thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,845thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,433rdMost Pacifist: 2,603rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,616thSmartest Citizens: 2,697thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,877thMost Inclusive: 3,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,265thLargest Governments: 3,336thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,487thSafest: 3,516thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,529thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,530thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,838thHighest Food Quality: 4,367thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,407thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,438thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,713thNicest Citizens: 5,879thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,871stHighest Average Incomes: 7,147thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,107thMost Efficient Economies: 8,427thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,428thMost Secular: 10,665thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,310thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,793rdLargest Insurance Industry: 20,857th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, Someguy is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Somalwilandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Somalwilandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration In Regard To Hippopotami".
  • : Somalwilandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Health and Safety Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.

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