The Cthulhian Empire of Solskjar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Arctic with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.896 billion Solskjarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antoinette. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solskjarian economy, worth 641 trillion Amaras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 164,686 Amaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's said that Lord Arctic can turn every pleasure into a chore, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. Solskjar's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Solskjar is ranked 149,295^th in the world and 6,141^st in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 49.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.