The Cthulhian Empire of Solskjar is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Arctic with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.725 billion Solskjarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antoinette. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solskjarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion Amaras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,759 Amaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind. Crime is totally unknown. Solskjar's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Solskjar is ranked 10,468^th in the world and 568^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 90.2 quips per hour.