The Cthulhian Empire of Solskjar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Arctic with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.181 billion Solskjarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antoinette. The average income tax rate is 8.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solskjarian economy, worth 535 trillion Amaras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,278 Amaras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, Solskjarian Gladiators is a ratings success, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime is totally unknown. Solskjar's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Solskjar is ranked 949^th in the world and 57^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.13 Atheism Rate.