The Cthulhian Empire of Solskjar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Arctic with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.79 billion Solskjarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antoinette. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solskjarian economy, worth 784 trillion Amaras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 163,692 Amaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, both criminals and civilians are DOA, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime is totally unknown. Solskjar's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Solskjar is ranked 201,713^th in the world and 8,195^th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 24.77 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.