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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,803rdMost Devout: 2,348thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,753rd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
To Lead is to Serve
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Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Solomon Islands

Population16.632 billion

Currencydollar
AnimalTurtle

The Republic of Solomon Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.632 billion Solomon Islandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solomon Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,306 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Gambling, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,575 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solomon Islands's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Solomon Islands is ranked 219,439th in the world and 160th in belgium for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,803rdMost Devout: 2,348thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,836thFattest Citizens: 3,862ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,348thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,757thLargest Black Market: 6,251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,381stMost Efficient Economies: 11,530thTop
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Largest Populations: 13,232ndHighest Economic Output: 13,867thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,746th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, Solomon Islandsian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.
  • : Solomon Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.

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