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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,299thMost Devout: 2,301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,242nd
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
To Lead is to Serve
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Solomon Islands

Population18.953 billion

Currencydollar
AnimalTurtle

The Republic of Solomon Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 18.953 billion Solomon Islandsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solomon Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,754 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,555 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Even God cannot save you in Solomon Islands, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solomon Islands's national animal is the Turtle.

Solomon Islands is ranked 28,095th in the world and 33rd in belgium for Most Patriotic, with 28.91 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,299thMost Devout: 2,301stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,242ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,319thLargest Black Market: 5,049thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,719thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,450thHighest Economic Output: 11,118thMost Efficient Economies: 11,409thLargest Populations: 12,381stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 17,961stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,499thLargest Gambling Industry: 26,677th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Solomon Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Solomon Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Solomon Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Solomon Islands's influence in Belgium rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Solomon Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, even God cannot save you in Solomon Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Solomon Islands, cars are banned.

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