The Holy Empire of Soloman is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Baal Adoni with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.877 billion Solomani are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caldera. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Solomani economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion Scrips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,187 Scrips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, rumor has it that Baal Adoni has won three lotteries in a row, the true length of the coastline of Soloman may never be measured, and twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soloman's national animal is the Abaddon Locust, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canti.

Soloman is ranked 16,690^th in the world and 1^st in Parakosmos for Most Patriotic, with 56.18 flags saluted per person per day.