The Democratic Republic of Solittus is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.463 billion Solittusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latonds City. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Solittusian economy, worth 42.0 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 28,692 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Solittusian mussels the biggest in Thaecia, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and the justice of Solittus is considered superior to that of other nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solittus's national animal is the Beaver.

Solittus is ranked 222,993^rd in the world and 325^th in Thaecia for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.87 bananas ingested per day.