The Protectorate of Solidair is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Order with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.176 billion Solidairians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mimbam City. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solidairian economy, worth 347 trillion Solidairian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,495 Solidairian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime is totally unknown. Solidair's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Solidair is ranked 25,114^th in the world and 1,283^rd in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 65.73 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.