The Kingdom of Soleanna is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lawrence II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.696 billion Soleanneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleanna City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Soleannean economy, worth 643 trillion Soleannean Aris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,041 Soleannean Aris, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Lawrence II's ever-expanding ego, and supervisors in Soleanna commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soleanna's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Solarian Orthodox.

Soleanna is ranked 71,400^th in the world and 4^th in Mobius for Highest Drug Use, scoring 63 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.