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Most Devout: 72ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 111thLargest Insurance Industry: 234th
The One God's Glorious Nation of
Right-wing Utopia
God Only Knows
Donnie Tramp
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Soldiersend Archive

Population9.441 billion

CapitalPecuniaparabellum
LeaderDonnie Tramp
FaithChurch of Christ With A Rifle

Currencyindulgence
Animalcommie cuckoo

The One God's Glorious Nation of Soldiersend Archive is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Donnie Tramp with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.441 billion Armed Christians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pecuniaparabellum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Christian economy, worth a remarkable 2,790 trillion indulgences a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 295,524 indulgences, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,432,652 per year while the poor average 35,286, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Commie Cuckoo Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soldiersend Archive's national animal is the commie cuckoo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Christ With A Rifle.

Soldiersend Archive is ranked 145,216th in the world and 133rd in Grace of Gaia for Most Authoritarian, with 545.88 milliStalins.

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Most Devout: 72ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 111thLargest Insurance Industry: 234thRudest Citizens: 278thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 317thFattest Citizens: 378thMost Avoided: 392ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 489thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 603rdLargest Retail Industry: 610thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 677thMost Corrupt Governments: 679thHighest Disposable Incomes: 682ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 730thMost Armed: 797thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 810thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 825thLargest Mining Sector: 851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,246thMost Primitive: 1,776thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,025thHighest Average Incomes: 2,062ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,520thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,755thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,069thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,833rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,318thMost Efficient Economies: 10,982ndLargest Gambling Industry: 11,343rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 14,152ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,616thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,421stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,670thHighest Crime Rates: 21,621stLargest Governments: 22,134th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Soldiersend Archive lodged a message on the Grace of Gaia Regional Message Board.
  • : Soldiersend Archive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Commie Cuckoo Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Pecuniaparabellum with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, Donnie Tramp sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.

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