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Most Devout: 75thMost Ignorant Citizens: 116thLargest Insurance Industry: 237th
The One God's Glorious Nation of
Right-wing Utopia
God Only Knows
Donnie Tramp
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Soldiersend Archive

Population10.304 billion

CapitalPecuniaparabellum
LeaderDonnie Tramp
FaithChurch of Christ With A Rifle

Currencyindulgence
Animalcommie cuckoo

The One God's Glorious Nation of Soldiersend Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donnie Tramp with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.304 billion Armed Christians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pecuniaparabellum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Christian economy, worth a remarkable 3,075 trillion indulgences a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 298,512 indulgences, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,440,179 per year while the poor average 35,973, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Soldiersend Archive. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soldiersend Archive's national animal is the commie cuckoo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Christ With A Rifle.

Soldiersend Archive is ranked 185,362nd in the world and 82nd in Grace of Gaia for Nudest, with 63 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Devout: 75thMost Ignorant Citizens: 116thLargest Insurance Industry: 237thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 306thMost Avoided: 370thFattest Citizens: 375thRudest Citizens: 399thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 473rdLargest Retail Industry: 613thHighest Disposable Incomes: 653rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 659thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 674thMost Corrupt Governments: 748thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 780thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 797thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 857thMost Armed: 868thLargest Mining Sector: 910thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,037thMost Primitive: 1,999thHighest Average Incomes: 2,031stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,459thHighest Economic Output: 4,203rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,638thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,017thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,158thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,442ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,383rdTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 12,680thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,577thLargest Black Market: 15,635thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,354thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,845thLargest Governments: 21,266th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Soldiersend Archive lodged a message on the Grace of Gaia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Soldiersend Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, commie cuckoos that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.
  • : Soldiersend Archive lodged a message on the Grace of Gaia Regional Message Board.
  • : Soldiersend Archive lodged a message on the Grace of Gaia Regional Message Board.

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