The Federation of Solcius is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Semih Başgan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.856 billion Solciusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yastrebovo. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Solciusian economy, worth 628 trillion Solcius Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,407 Solcius Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solcius's national animal is the chocobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geberello.

Solcius is ranked 15,641^st in the world and 836^th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.53 Years.