The Federation of Solcius is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Semih Başgan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.497 billion Solciusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yastrebovo. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solciusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion Solcius Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 142,488 Solcius Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is totally unknown. Solcius's national animal is the chocobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geberello.

Solcius is ranked 2,661^st in the world and 123^rd in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,566.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.