The Federation of Solcius is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Semih Başgan with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.294 billion Solciusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yastrebovo. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solciusian economy, worth 903 trillion Solcius Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,612 Solcius Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, tax rises are attributed to divine will, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?". Crime is totally unknown. Solcius's national animal is the chocobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geberello.

Solcius is ranked 24,869^th in the world and 1,303^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,239.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.