The Federation of Solcius is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Semih Başgan with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.78 billion Solciusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yastrebovo. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solciusian economy, worth 834 trillion Solcius Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,361 Solcius Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime is totally unknown. Solcius's national animal is the chocobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geberello.

Solcius is ranked 10,973^rd in the world and 540^th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 10,406.65 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.