The Fylke-Republic of Solborg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tori Frøyland with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.861 billion Solborgians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ålesund. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Solborgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,354 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,677 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tori Frøyland's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, surveillance cameras are banned, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown. Solborg's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solborg is ranked 239,698^th in the world and 20^th in Revolution After Dark for Fattest Citizens, with 1.17 Obesity Rate.