by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,540th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,611th Most Influential: 2,949th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Vigilance. Grace. Determination.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.853 billion



The Republic of Soirwren is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.853 billion Soirwrenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soigné. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soirwrenian economy, worth 153 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 82,745 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soirwren's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soirwren is ranked 105,668th in the world and 4,138th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,540thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,611thMost Influential: 2,949thTop
Best Weather: 8,668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,904thMost Developed: 10,931stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,324thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,364thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,764thHealthiest Citizens: 12,957thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,977thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,234thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,589th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 203rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 242nd in the regionBest Weather: 243rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 290th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 294th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 296th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionMost Developed: 314th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 350th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 359th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 370th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 378th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 475th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 479th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 540th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 568th in the regionMost Secular: 583rd in the region

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