by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,730thMost Influential: 3,384thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,033rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Vigilance. Grace. Determination.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.306 billion



The Republic of Soirwren is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.306 billion Soirwrenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soigné. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soirwrenian economy, worth 505 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,217 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and Leader is considering changing the Soirwrenian flag to one with more glitter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soirwren's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soirwren is ranked 216,810th in the world and 7,253rd in The East Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.16 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,730thMost Influential: 3,384thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,570thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,736thBest Weather: 5,487thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,757thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,510thMost Pacifist: 9,379thMost Developed: 10,526thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,688thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,786thHealthiest Citizens: 11,063rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,155thSmartest Citizens: 17,658thMost Efficient Economies: 18,088thMost Secular: 18,320thMost Stationary: 18,431stHighest Food Quality: 19,079thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,074thMost Inclusive: 20,838thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,156th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144th in the regionBest Weather: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 204th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 225th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 256th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 274th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 282nd in the regionMost Stationary: 312th in the regionMost Developed: 312th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 316th in the regionMost Pacifist: 316th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 334th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 375th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 503rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 547th in the regionLargest Populations: 576th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 597th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 602nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 612th in the regionMost Secular: 627th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 682nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 704th in the regionMost Inclusive: 730th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 752nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 754th in the region

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