The Sofian Principality of Sofiana is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sofiane with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.949 billion Sofianans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Søfía. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sofianan economy, worth 185 trillion sorianoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,989 sorianoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sofiana's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sofiana is ranked 43,797^th in the world and 30^th in MJT for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.