The Collective Communes of Socialistic Britain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Robert Griffiths with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.81 billion British are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,698 Pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Britain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialistic Britain is ranked 18,462^nd in the world and 13^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,404.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.