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Most Influential: 1,629thMost Secular: 1,734thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,908th
The Jellyfish Loving Communes of
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Socialistic Britain

Population8.306 billion

CapitalGreater London
LeaderMoD James William
FaithMarxist Yodlism

CurrencyPound sterling

The Jellyfish Loving Communes of Socialistic Britain is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by MoD James William with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.306 billion British are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,923 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,605 Pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Britain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxist Yodlism.

Socialistic Britain is ranked 38,197th in the world and 27th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 285,348 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 1,629thMost Secular: 1,734thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,908thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,972ndMost Armed: 2,206thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,067thMost Patriotic: 3,114thMost Developed: 3,132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,163rdLargest Governments: 3,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,379thLowest Crime Rates: 3,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,591stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,307thSmartest Citizens: 4,656thMost Efficient Economies: 5,737thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,817thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,425thHighest Average Incomes: 6,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,638thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,016thMost Inclusive: 8,108thHealthiest Citizens: 8,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,455thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,916thHighest Economic Output: 12,814thHighest Food Quality: 12,988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,414thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,990thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,294thTop
Largest Black Market: 19,043rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,627thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,508thMost Stationary: 26,917th
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the region

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