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Most Influential: 1,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,011th
The Collective Communes of
Father Knows Best State
United, we Thrive. Divided, we Die.
Prime Minister Robert Griffiths
Minister of Culture / Security Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Socialistic Britain

Population7.81 billion

CapitalGreater London
LeaderPrime Minister Robert Griffiths

CurrencyPound sterling

The Collective Communes of Socialistic Britain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Robert Griffiths with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.81 billion British are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,698 Pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Britain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialistic Britain is ranked 18,462nd in the world and 13th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,404.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,011thMost Armed: 2,137thTop
Most Secular: 2,947thMost Patriotic: 2,968thMost Developed: 3,253rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,332ndLargest Governments: 3,347thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,569thLowest Crime Rates: 3,663rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,884thSmartest Citizens: 4,762ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,437thMost Efficient Economies: 5,654thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,989thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,404thHighest Average Incomes: 6,406thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,495thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,410thMost Inclusive: 7,680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,704thHealthiest Citizens: 8,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,537thHighest Food Quality: 12,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,670thRudest Citizens: 12,706thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,408thHighest Economic Output: 13,412thTop
Largest Black Market: 17,143rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,462ndMost Beautiful Environments: 20,052ndMost Stationary: 27,771st
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the region

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