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Most Developed: 8thLongest Average Lifespans: 11thHealthiest Citizens: 18th
The Imperial Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
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Socialist Xlyvania

Population23.372 billion

CapitalExelica Pavilion
LeaderEmperor Jixam
FaithNeutrality

CurrencyAurum Sterling
AnimalEmerald Viper

The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.372 billion Xlyvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,913 trillion Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 381,358 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the entire entry for Socialist Xlyvania in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', builders across Socialist Xlyvania are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neutrality.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 183,722nd in the world and 395th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Avoided, scoring 0.12 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Developed: 8thLongest Average Lifespans: 11thHealthiest Citizens: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30thBest Weather: 42ndLowest Crime Rates: 47thSmartest Citizens: 66thMost Beautiful Environments: 68thMost Efficient Economies: 111thMost Advanced Public Education: 111thMost Pacifist: 116thMost Cultured: 125thLargest Governments: 172ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 186thHighest Poor Incomes: 188thMost Cheerful Citizens: 197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 215thMost Advanced Public Transport: 223rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 428thHighest Economic Output: 527thMost Inclusive: 555thSafest: 629thNicest Citizens: 649thLargest Information Technology Sector: 651stMost Secular: 689thMost Influential: 806thHighest Average Incomes: 815thMost Valuable International Artwork: 897thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,114thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,228thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,381stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,622ndMost Stationary: 2,825thLargest Populations: 3,984thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,736thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,996thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,875th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, builders across Socialist Xlyvania are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the entire entry for Socialist Xlyvania in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania endorsed The Empire of Christking.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania was endorsed by The Empire of Christking.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.

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