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Healthiest Citizens: 32nd Most Developed: 48th Longest Average Lifespans: 77th
The Imperial Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Socialist Xlyvania

Population18.535 billion

LeaderEmperor Jixam


The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 18.535 billion Xlyvanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,107 trillion Wares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 329,535 Wares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 128th in the world and 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Smartest Citizens, with 316.78 Quips Per Hour.

Healthiest Citizens: 32ndMost Developed: 48thLongest Average Lifespans: 77thBest Weather: 87thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 100thLargest Publishing Industry: 113thLowest Crime Rates: 127thSmartest Citizens: 128thMost Cultured: 178thMost Beautiful Environments: 185thHighest Poor Incomes: 197thMost Pacifist: 219thMost Cheerful Citizens: 261stMost Subsidized Industry: 307thLargest Governments: 527thMost Advanced Public Education: 588thMost Efficient Economies: 618thMost Advanced Public Transport: 626thHighest Economic Output: 745thMost Influential: 883rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 894thHighest Average Incomes: 948thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,038thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,393rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,468thTop
Most Inclusive: 1,712thNicest Citizens: 3,182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,582ndMost Stationary: 3,724thLargest Populations: 4,584thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,106thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,807thMost Politically Free: 6,965thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,206thTop
Most Secular: 11,770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,386thRudest Citizens: 15,479thMost Income Equality: 16,790th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens and Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.


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