Healthiest Citizens: 53rd Most Developed: 71st Best Weather: 127th
The Imperial Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 16.344 billion Xlyvanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,655 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,855 Wares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has declared war on all religious influence, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 151,524th in the world and 391st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.21 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 53rdMost Developed: 71stBest Weather: 127thLongest Average Lifespans: 132ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149thLowest Crime Rates: 199thLargest Publishing Industry: 199thHighest Poor Incomes: 218thMost Cultured: 232ndSmartest Citizens: 287thMost Beautiful Environments: 303rdMost Pacifist: 324thMost Cheerful Citizens: 397thMost Efficient Economies: 626thMost Subsidized Industry: 655thMost Corrupt Governments: 873rdMost Influential: 957thHighest Economic Output: 1,084thLargest Governments: 1,262ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,267thHighest Average Incomes: 1,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,334thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,885thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,956thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,403rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,529thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,041stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,173rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,228thMost Stationary: 4,647thMost Inclusive: 5,444thLargest Populations: 5,449thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,367thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,017thMost Income Equality: 14,283rdNicest Citizens: 15,068th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the military has declared war on all religious influence.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.

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