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Most Secular: 1,196th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,670th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,936th
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Socialist Union Of Deutschland

Population1.12 billion

CapitalNeu Berlin
LeaderDer Arbeiterrat

CurrencyDeutsche Mark
AnimalBlack Eagle

The States of Socialist Union Of Deutschland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Der Arbeiterrat with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.12 billion Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Berlin. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 151 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,105 Deutsche Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, Germans have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Union Of Deutschland's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Socialist Union Of Deutschland is ranked 92,444th in the world and 1st in Deutsche Sozialistische Union for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,518thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,565thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,746thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,990thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,032ndLargest Governments: 5,288thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,295thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,042ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,316thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,950thMost Efficient Economies: 10,187thSmartest Citizens: 11,244thSafest: 13,274thMost Developed: 13,276thMost Authoritarian: 13,277thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,340thHighest Average Incomes: 16,004th

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