Population | 5.494 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dolphin |
The Republic of Socialist test 38 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.494 billion Socialist test 38ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 38ian economy, worth 978 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,056 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, ST3-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more, and Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 38's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Socialist test 38 is ranked 111,359th in the world and 1,488th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.68048069768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 38, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 38, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 38, ST3-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 38, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
- : Socialist test 38 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 38, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 38, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 38, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Socialist test 38ian Liberator".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 38, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 38, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.