The Queendom of Socialist test 371 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.518 billion Socialist test 371ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 371ian economy, worth 867 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,969 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children play a simplified version of hopscotch, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 371's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist test 371 is ranked 18,645^th in the world and 1,254^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.86 law-abiding acts per hour.