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Largest Mining Sector: 1,872ndMost Patriotic: 3,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,360th
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Socialist test 311

Population4.411 billion

CurrencyPeso
AnimalBlack Bear

The Grand Duchy of Socialist test 311 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.411 billion Socialist test 311ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 311ian economy, worth 880 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,530 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 311's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist test 311 is ranked 111,632nd in the world and 1,585th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.64961960632 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,872ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,360thMost Devout: 5,509thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,491stLargest Black Market: 6,681stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,006thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,012thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,242ndNudest: 8,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,411thHighest Average Incomes: 10,189thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,937thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,802ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,871stLowest Crime Rates: 14,070thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,089thLargest Governments: 18,134thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,640thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,332ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,405th
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Largest Mining Sector: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 167th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Devout: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 404th in the regionNudest: 414th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 515th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 547th in the regionLargest Black Market: 552nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 568th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 571st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 617th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 620th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 650th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 671st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 726th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 821st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 857th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 885th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 922nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist test 311 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 311, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 311, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 311, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 311, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Socialist test 311 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 311, Socialist test 311 City is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 311, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 311, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 311, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir.

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