The Republic of Socialist test 244 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.689 billion Socialist test 244ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 82.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 244ian economy, worth 895 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,070 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 244's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist test 244 is ranked 10,568^th in the world and 623^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.01 law-abiding acts per hour.