Population | 4.688 billion |
Currency | peso |
Animal | fox |
The Republic of Socialist test 239 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.688 billion Socialist test 239ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 239ian economy, worth 808 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,361 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, and Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 239's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Socialist test 239 is ranked 78,219th in the world and 4,229th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.81 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist test 239 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 239, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 239, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 239, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 239, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
- : Socialist test 239 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 239, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 239, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
- : Socialist test 239 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 239, commemoration of the Great Osiris War costs almost as much as the war itself.