by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,204thLargest Retail Industry: 7,334th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Flee, Flee for your lives
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Socialist test 133

Population1.765 billion

CurrencyPeso
AnimalTiger

The People's Republic of Socialist test 133 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.765 billion Socialist test 133ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 56.1%.

The powerhouse Socialist test 133ian economy, worth 199 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,925 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist test 133's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist test 133 is ranked 9,294th in the world and 301st in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 121 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,204thLargest Retail Industry: 7,334thLargest Mining Sector: 7,646thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,965thFattest Citizens: 8,498thLargest Black Market: 9,294thMost Avoided: 10,411thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 17,029thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,748thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,484thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,938th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 253rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 258th in the regionFattest Citizens: 281st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 291st in the regionLargest Black Market: 301st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 325th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 435th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 554th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 573rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 605th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 648th in the regionMost Armed: 651st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 664th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 801st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 811th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist test 133 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 133, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 133, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 133, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 133, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 133, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 133, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 133, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 133, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 133, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.

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