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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 778thMost Patriotic: 885thLowest Crime Rates: 1,400th
The Serene Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Why does the economy stagnate?
Agastya Nadadhur
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Socialist Soviet Armenia

Population6.955 billion

LeaderAgastya Nadadhur

CurrencyArmenian Ark Silver Dram
AnimalHammerhead Shark

The Serene Socialist Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Agastya Nadadhur with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.955 billion Armenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyumri. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Armenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Armenian Ark Silver Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,905 Armenian Ark Silver Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Soviet Armenia's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Socialist Soviet Armenia is ranked 259,000th in the world and 11,212th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -65 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 778thMost Patriotic: 885thLowest Crime Rates: 1,400thMost Influential: 1,411thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,487thMost Secular: 1,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,910thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,910thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,362ndMost Armed: 2,386thMost Efficient Economies: 2,452ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,577thLargest Governments: 2,592ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,068thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,198thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,209thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,234thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,452ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,457thMost Developed: 3,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,017thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,020thMost Cultured: 4,379thSmartest Citizens: 4,712thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,984thHealthiest Citizens: 5,175thHighest Food Quality: 6,525thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,592ndLargest Black Market: 6,847thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,948thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,376thLargest Mining Sector: 7,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,528thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,125thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,447thHighest Economic Output: 10,711thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,047thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,366thMost Inclusive: 11,559thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,803rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,044thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,875th
Most Patriotic: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 77th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Secular: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 170th in the regionLargest Black Market: 170th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 178th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 180th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 183rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 195th in the regionMost Developed: 201st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 206th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Cultured: 222nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 222nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 275th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 307th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 355th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 366th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 380th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 415th in the regionMost Influential: 440th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 448th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 475th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 489th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 542nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 542nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 602nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 657th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 667th in the regionMost Inclusive: 676th in the regionLargest Populations: 894th in the regionRudest Citizens: 964th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist Soviet Armenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, all marriages are arranged by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, it's best to decline if Agastya Nadadhur offers to buy a round of drinks.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 209 » Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Ellbonnia, Pallaith, Holy Oranz, Lulubellia, Shibutani, Aerilia, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, Hellsinky, Advancia-Sizzletown, Loutsland, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Siwale, Wisconsota, ForestMythal, Tachycardia, Former English Colony, Seanat, Eternal Dominion, Kranostav, Illusia and Neverendia, New Lakemba, Laurendon, AmManies, Dreadton, North Bratislava, PotatoFarmers, Solcius, Perikuresu, Wilkshire, Veltvalen, Super Girl, Pederlandia, New Trisone, Joodey, Neopie, Malta Comino Gozo, Rising Sakura, Valentine Z, Vincone Cae, Azzarel, Runeda, Free Culture, Frances Francis the First of France, and 159 others.Bongo Mountain, Ethnon, Napnomadia, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Kwaj, Sil Dorsett, Merconitonitopia, Sunto, Andanavia, Paradeavenlisian States, ChristianVille of the USA, Sikol, Unshleepd, Xagill, Empy, Hardscrabble, Wineclaw, United States of Medford, Tyirza, Harjad, Sojenre, Laudesia, The Jerichowan Country, Tibus Heth, Svenskskit, Luminerra, Votak Matim, Kastonvia, 1 very fast endotarter, Aeolist, Q w e r t y, Simone Republic, Aryan Homeland, Yellops, Amderlask, Altivia, Destroedor, Card Kingdom, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Steampunk Ariel, Eggplant Island, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, XD 2, El Guajuila, Eastern Apalstan, Maott, Aenglaland, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Ayuzhhhhh, Federation Terra Australis, The Erie Doctrine, Amestris-Britannia, Nordic-British Union, Pasargad, Pazair, Jaded Grammarians, Dakota Territories, DarThvadrville, Khoik, KAP03land, Pinguioris, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Bornodia, Regallio, Xentherida, Kandorith, The Arverni Lands, Singamadri, Landraya, Waystar Fujiwara International, Blyskalia, Telviesul, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Sinelona, Oannia, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Flurbleland, Buckerino, Hulldom, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Ardonii, Loli County, Hippogriffia, Filibustra, Varisland, Orado, Jupi Utopia, Gildenshtuck, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Libertarianists States, Omicron Persei V111, Sannius, Galbadiana, Clan Spaniel, Prevaland, Napnap, Pinky Queen, Bardopia, Nothing Of Value, The Zheng Dynasty, Capablanca, Piura, Artoriticitys, Zyvetskistaahn, Toilet Man, Testnation223, Selfgradatude, Scroplia, Praestania, Miyasaka, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Diodone, Heilhum Imperius, Ishtimbine, Bud Prussia, Berke Khan, Smib, Sea Star Islands, Alfenheim, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Lefevrerismo, Kormisia, Twinbrook, Antiyard, Your Own Medicine, Yokciq Empire, Psykistria, Individualist Catopia, Southwest Arabia, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Tape, Cowbridge, Meadowfields, Cartures, Arucaria, SteelFists, Nationeer, Zelenaya Dolina, Almond Tofu, The Austro Germanic Union, Neo Santos, Commonwealths of America, Riocht mor Daraen, Moneyflows, TyGerria, Choi Aeguka, Ovekisu, Senlanaland, Chipoli, Guslantis, and United Russian Siberia.