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Largest Mining Sector: 4,080th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,355th Most Corrupt Governments: 11,124th
The Serene Socialist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Armenia owns the Nagorno Karabakh
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Socialist Soviet Armenia

Population541 million

CapitalGyumri

CurrencyArmenian Ark Silver Dram
AnimalShark

The Serene Socialist Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 541 million Armenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyumri. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Armenian economy, worth 67.3 trillion Armenian Ark Silver Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,386 Armenian Ark Silver Drams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Soviet Armenia's national animal is the Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Socialist Soviet Armenia is ranked 24,461st in the world and 197th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 58,959 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 4,080thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,355thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 11,124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,611thLargest Retail Industry: 12,266thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,457thMost Efficient Economies: 12,874thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,937thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,480thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,621st
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Safest: 32nd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 62nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Socialist Soviet Armenia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Auralia".
  • : Socialist Soviet Armenia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Personal Privacy".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Soviet Armenia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Socialist Soviet Armenia's border.
  • : Socialist Soviet Armenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Socialist Soviet Armenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibit Private Prisons".

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