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Most Secular: 2,271stLowest Crime Rates: 2,324thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,947th
The Socialist Serene Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Endorsements Are Always Given Back...
Agastya Nadadhur
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Socialist Soviet Armenia

Population4.273 billion

CapitalGyumri
LeaderAgastya Nadadhur

CurrencyArmenian Ark Silver Dram
AnimalHammerhead Shark

The Socialist Serene Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Agastya Nadadhur with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.273 billion Armenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyumri. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Armenian economy, worth 801 trillion Armenian Ark Silver Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 187,555 Armenian Ark Silver Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Soviet Armenia's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Socialist Soviet Armenia is ranked 230,518th in the world and 1,160th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 57.14 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Secular: 2,271stLowest Crime Rates: 2,324thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,947thMost Armed: 3,237thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,269thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,509thMost Influential: 3,575thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,855thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,365thMost Efficient Economies: 4,379thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,774thLargest Governments: 4,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,341stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,375thMost Developed: 5,847thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,993rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,996thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,177thMost Cultured: 7,119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,416thHighest Average Incomes: 8,008thLargest Mining Sector: 8,202ndSmartest Citizens: 8,551stHealthiest Citizens: 9,438thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,133rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,692ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,713thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,824thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,119thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,662ndMost Authoritarian: 18,714thMost Income Equality: 19,445thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,973rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,413thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,419thHighest Economic Output: 23,678th
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Most Armed: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionMost Income Equality: 84th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 93rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 111th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the region

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