The Union of Socialist Republix is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.135 billion Republicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union City. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republican economy, worth 463 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,835 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, Union City spends billions upgrading public transport, billions of Dinars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Elephant Nebula, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. Socialist Republix's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Republix is ranked 65,223^rd in the world and 390^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Extreme, scoring 24.35 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.