by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,883rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,131st Most Cultured: 13,578th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Father Knows Best State
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
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Socialist Republic of Loliconia

Population314 million



The Oppressed Peoples of Socialist Republic of Loliconia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 314 million socialist lolicons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loligrad. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The powerhouse socialist lolicon economy, worth 24.2 trillion pantsus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,049 pantsus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Loliconia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Republic of Loliconia is ranked 166,757th in the world and 8th in The Commonwealth of Incels for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -11.22 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,883rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,131stMost Cultured: 13,578thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,274thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,965thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,191stHighest Drug Use: 16,508th

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