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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,074thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,693rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,064th
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John Ross
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Socialist Macronesia

Population2.345 billion

CapitalFort Ross
LeaderJohn Ross

CurrencyMacronesian dollar
Animalrooster

The UB-32 of Socialist Macronesia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.345 billion Socialist Macronesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Ross. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Macronesian economy, worth 524 trillion Macronesian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,586 Macronesian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is, neighboring nations are tired of Socialist Macronesia's big fish stories, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Macronesia's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Macronesia is ranked 52,848th in the world and 1st in The 1985 Movie Clue for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,247.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,074thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,693rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,064thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,918thHighest Average Incomes: 4,803rdLargest Black Market: 5,396thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,693rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,238thLargest Governments: 9,382ndMost Developed: 9,741stLargest Mining Sector: 10,174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,744thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,317thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,850thSmartest Citizens: 13,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,802ndMost Secular: 13,816thMost Armed: 13,860thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,076thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,860thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,352ndMost Beautiful Environments: 17,048thLowest Crime Rates: 17,906thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,967thMost Efficient Economies: 19,485thLargest Retail Industry: 19,917thHighest Drug Use: 22,440thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,114th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist Macronesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Macronesia, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Macronesia, neighboring nations are tired of Socialist Macronesia's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Macronesia, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Macronesia, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Macronesia, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Macronesia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Macronesia, builders across Socialist Macronesia are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Macronesia, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations.
  • : Socialist Macronesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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