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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,037thMost Influential: 1,461stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,652nd
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
the Emperor, the Council with the People together
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Socialist Kingdoms of Scania

Population6.006 billion

LeaderKarl XIX Philip of Scania and Sweden

CurrencyScanian Crown
AnimalDomestic Wolf

The Empire of Socialist Kingdoms of Scania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Karl XIX Philip of Scania and Sweden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.006 billion Scanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socialist Kingdoms of Scanian economy, worth 556 trillion Scanian Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 92,731 Scanian Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Stockholm for fear of causing a fuss, ghost regiments exist only on paper, mandatory daycare is provided by the government, and many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Karl XIX Philip of Scania and Sweden. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Kingdoms of Scania's national animal is the Domestic Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Kingdoms of Scania is ranked 106,524th in the world and 2,378th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 411 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,037thMost Influential: 1,461stTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,652ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,503rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,578thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,264thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,475thLowest Crime Rates: 12,641stBest Weather: 12,934thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,376thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,452ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,616thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,791stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,262ndMost Inclusive: 17,035thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,168thLargest Governments: 18,459thMost Stationary: 18,901stMost Secular: 19,584thHealthiest Citizens: 21,543rdSafest: 22,467thSmartest Citizens: 23,990th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 156th in the regionMost Stationary: 449th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 489th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 533rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 572nd in the regionMost Influential: 612th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 649th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 659th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 659th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 706th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 715th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 732nd in the regionBest Weather: 747th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 752nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 783rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 877th in the regionLargest Governments: 906th in the regionMost Inclusive: 980th in the regionMost Secular: 1,003rd in the region

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