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Most Influential: 6,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,185thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,703rd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Money is always a yes, but rights depend on my mood
Supreme Leader Horatio Espan Von Mastiff
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Socialist Imperators

Population2.113 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Horatio Espan Von Mastiff

CurrencyDane
AnimalMastiff

The Empire of Socialist Imperators is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Horatio Espan Von Mastiff with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.113 billion Socialist Imperators are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Socialist Imperatorsian economy, worth 120 trillion Danes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,998 Danes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Imperators's national animal is the Mastiff, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Imperators is ranked 95,415th in the world and 21st in Social Technocratic Union for Most Primitive, scoring -26.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
5%
Most Influential: 6,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,185thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,703rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,848thSafest: 11,868thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,953rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,991stBest Weather: 16,640thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,878thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,612thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,215thLowest Crime Rates: 21,497thHealthiest Citizens: 22,124thMost Secular: 23,096thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,272ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,109thMost Authoritarian: 24,456th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Imperators, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Imperators, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Imperators, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Imperators, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Imperators, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Socialist Imperators voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Socialist Imperators voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Socialist Imperators was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Socialist Imperators was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Socialist Imperators was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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