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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 813thMost Influential: 1,149th
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population4.462 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.462 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 410 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,950 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 37,669th in the world and 1,094th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 91,950.56 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 813thMost Influential: 1,149thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,613thMost Armed: 4,896thBest Weather: 8,049thMost Devout: 9,530thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,647thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,052ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,705thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,434thLargest Black Market: 14,023rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,994thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,638thLowest Crime Rates: 16,368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,392ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,689thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,539thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,267thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,322nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 105th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114th in the regionBest Weather: 239th in the regionMost Devout: 282nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 318th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 332nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 358th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 365th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 367th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 374th in the regionMost Stationary: 400th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 460th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 470th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 504th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 527th in the regionMost Cultured: 565th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 581st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 600th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 608th in the regionLargest Populations: 623rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 644th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 714th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 735th in the regionMost Inclusive: 782nd in the region

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