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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 954thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,254thMost Influential: 1,376th
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir
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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population5.832 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.832 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 531 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,078 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 19,468th in the world and 615th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,418.18 on the Edu-tellignce« Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 954thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,254thMost Influential: 1,376thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,372ndMost Armed: 5,712thBest Weather: 6,909thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,060thMost Devout: 10,789thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,777thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,986thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,553rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,936thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,948thLowest Crime Rates: 16,155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,375thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,102ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,468thMost Stationary: 19,540thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,695thLargest Black Market: 19,859thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,132ndMost Cultured: 21,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,515thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,050thMost Inclusive: 23,065thSmartest Citizens: 23,901st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 129th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 178th in the regionBest Weather: 216th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 293rd in the regionMost Stationary: 314th in the regionMost Devout: 321st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 345th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 395th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 468th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 475th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 488th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 531st in the regionLargest Populations: 536th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 544th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 548th in the regionLargest Black Market: 559th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 575th in the regionMost Cultured: 614th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 615th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 635th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 685th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 738th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 762nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 785th in the regionMost Inclusive: 801st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 872nd in the region

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