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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 402nd Most Influential: 635th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 686th
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Auf die Götter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population1.984 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI
FaithNorse Christianity

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.984 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 177 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,294 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobster tastes best when it is red, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Norse Christianity.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 136,871st in the world and 5,356th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -10.67 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 402ndMost Influential: 635thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 686thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,679thTop
Best Weather: 8,832ndMost Devout: 8,863rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,862ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,844thHealthiest Citizens: 13,714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,799thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,640th
Most Influential: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 200th in the regionMost Devout: 219th in the regionBest Weather: 247th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 259th in the regionLargest Black Market: 277th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 326th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 384th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 424th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 448th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 486th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 487th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 539th in the regionMost Armed: 550th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 566th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 575th in the regionMost Inclusive: 618th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 629th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 249 » Wiranath, Tshana, Izonno, Roissyland, CopyCato, Todd McCloud, H-Zhena, Kangarawa, Nova-Columbia, Am Echad, Fraxhemark, Agonya, Solestia, Elejamie, ReeK, Wizardonia, Unger under over, Aristortia, United China Nation, Dragonia, Survivoristan, Skandinavistan, A Slanted Black Stripe, New Birblands, Lanagon, Arcanama, Axdel, Ribanzi, Trimmania, Brotherland, Squid Ruinosa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Adavan, Federated States of Zootron, Riveraland, Pendragonania, The Sacred Whale, Republic of Berzerkistan, Blazing Samaritan, Bai Lung, Freedom Fascists, The Romanum Legio, Ravendi, Ciggie Smallistan, Lyontisia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Arkantis, VW53Aland, Danesopia, New Leganes, and 199 others.Kaigi, United Edwards, Galve, Ardenaea, Fedele, The Empire of Rijelv, Biggstonia, Urimel, Dreamersistan, Bytes, Hizuru, Kriov, Davinhia, Harro Waarudho, Penfifteen, Dalta Salltan, Goodnamesarerare, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ouroboric, Sicilla, EnderShnovia, Drunken Seal Islands, Free Goldsaver, Republika ng Pilipinas, Kagorg Bra Corna, Elkenian, Headpat Central, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Propwash, Bachtendekuppen, Mastariere, Adolanta, Kucia, Dzosk, Endertopias, Splena, Southern Yugoslavia, Peatiktist, Taurora, Bharatewa, Ver Norge, Telmarine, Roliganistan, Kelsyth, AngusEssa, Slys Paws, Dark Edgyness, Humri, The Earth Systems Alliance, Bullpups, Bacon Land, Aeljae, Joundia, Broengtopia, Someseni, United-kingdom of Britannia, Kublam, Akorial, Narinoland, Sufjan Stevens Fans, Baumdahl, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Uthenia, Kyrtizhan, Wanabe, Ruso-Germania, Marrico, Impia Aghte, Tivinter, British Calradia, Furnifold, The Southern Isles of Dreyse, Wolemoer, Ellsonian Dominion, Wendelandia, La Isla Nueva, Reformed Mankind Institutes, Lit Medieval Dancing, The Almighty Country, Respublica Deltanica, Bakaworld, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Merlovich, Aelitia, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Thyaclinia, The Shorter Union, Shavara, YahYahYah, Erkadia, The Happian Union, Dpispitir, Acheronn, Aihon, East Malaysia, Redfoos Irrelevancy, Norjis, Tim Stark, Eagas, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Noralia, Lobos, Kingdom of dragoon, Fanderia, Davelands, Norgsveldet, Pulmonaria, Arpino, Pakitsk, Shinnokawa, Sadinata, Our Gods, Gemookul, TURKEYISM, Ridann, Yumaka, Osterreich und Ungarn, Neruch, Adriatican, Shantan, Sericena, TheRuthenians, Froplondia, Chols Worithopia, Saladass, Swiftwhiskers, Mer Dieu, Indovinesia, Yutogolan, Janoobi Jazair, Solarfall, Enlil, The island of Kiria, New Terabithia, Choushuu, Kampf Empire, Archooli, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Lost Luxuria, The Holy Utopian Republic, Verketa, New Taranaki, SloveStates, Free Peoples Republic of Sandir, PIDLE, The Angel of Charity, Babcocia, Indrapore, Talitoa, Unitary Germania, CheeseBurrito, The United Asian Republics, Kilkire, Theta Xi Nation, Taya Dust, Slonful, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, Arberinopolis, Dearovia, Mariarty, Durfia, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Just Vale 2, Wersh, Wadostan Ran, Stellar Colonies, Thompstein, America Mjolnir, Novo Datlovia, Pekweng, Terrusya, Magosconity, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Brethren, Wacounda, Proslan, Valdwall, Karatol-Advenra, Atlia Sonis, Justice-Becoming, Chria Deau, Euricanis, Astroa, VoyKovie, Kingdom of Pars, Degrelle, Black Elephants, LewisWorld, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Greater Felter, The New Wisconsin Empire, Layogenic, Funkadelia, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, and Americanicanican.

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